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TOUGH FIRST YEAR |
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There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you. Woody Hayes |
| As former President Ralph Lyon states, Shane Simba has gotten the brunt of many catastrophic happenings in his first year as sitting president of Kenya. But as he also mentions, our young lion leader has handled them well and with great composure. The latest to come down the pike is an outbreak of a new disease, Rift Valley fever, which in many cases is fatal. Shane dispatched our new doctor to the scenes of that outbreak which includes the Tana River area. Dr. Trevor Tau took his favorite, but still not graduated, nurse to the field. Lucy Cougar was delighted to be asked by her favorite male lion of the moment. Not all of these happenings have been negative. For instance, Betty in tow, Shane attended the grand openings of the newly expanded Nairobi and Mombasa airports. Our country is on the brink of becoming the aviation hub for Africa. Betty cut the ceremonial ribbons at both locations. Added to this event, the Vice President Daniel Lyon will head the Pan African forum which will be held in Nairobi.
Lucy Cougar sat pertly on a stool next to the lab table in the temporary headquarters set up for tackling the new fever. Dr. Trevor Tau stood examining a microscope in front of him. His eyes were placed over the lenses where active viral forms were plentiful when Lucy popped the question. “Have you ever thought of having sex with me, Dr. Tau?” He jerked his head up abruptly, the khaki lion eyes filled with amusement. “No, Lucy, quite frankly it hasn‘t occurred to me. You haven’t graduated from nursing school yet. Maybe I’ll fuck you on graduation night. Would that be pleasant?” Lucy was so taken aback by his candid and rather eccentric answer, she almost fell off her perch.
Shane called his lioness lover, Jane, on her cell phone. She answered. “Janie, I have to go to Addis Ababa and see the President again. It’s about the raids from Ethiopia that are taking place in our border lands. The people there are starving with all their cattle being stolen. Will you cover the trip? It won’t be highly publicized until I meet with the president. We’ll be going in a small aircraft.” “You know I will, Luv,” she told him. “Good. We leave tomorrow morning from the Mara airport.”
Bertram Baboon and I had lunched several weeks ago at Chez Margaux in the mall. Over the best Merlot in Africa, he waxed sentimental in regard to his recent marriage to Gloria Chimpo. “It is I so heavenly being companionable and at peace with another animal, even if she doesn’t fulfill my occasional sexual needs, that I feel almost like retiring from film work and becoming a gentleman farmer in the bush,” he allowed, popping a radish in his mouth and crunching noisily. I was quite amazed. After having been Bertram’s lover and companion for several years, it was so strange to see him in such a and warm and fuzzy mood. Possibly it was impending age - who really knows. As a younger baboon, I had found him endlessly fascinating but emotionally a remote island bound by rocky shores. Now, here he was, sans the gender he preferred, and bubbling over with cream. Three days after that luncheon, I was on the back porch having my morning coffee with Lachlan when a commotion caught my ear. I looked to see a small building crew setting to work in Bertram’s back yard which is in full view of ours past the trees in Betty Simba‘s former home. A week later, Bertram called to invite Lachlan and me for drinks. Lachlan, being on rounds at the new medical facility, was unable to attend so I walked to his home alone. After one of the strongest martinis I have drunk to date, we made our way to the building project which turned out to be a very complex greenhouse. When we stepped into the fetid, humid interior, there were orchids of every variety lining the tables. Bertram picked up a bottle with a spray bulb attached and began to spritz his brood. “So ’gentleman farming’ went its merry way, eh?” I laughingly inquired. “Oh much too much upheaval,” he stated, zapping another orchid. “I decided that I would only dabble in agricultural endeavors.” “Good move,” I agreed, placing a finger on an orchid of lavender and very delicate petals. “Nooooo,” he almost squealed. “Must not touch. The petals are very easily bruised.” “Sorry,” I barked, swiftly placing the offending hand behind my back.
Jane accompanied the President on a small aircraft to Addis Ababa where Shane was to meet with the Ethiopian president in regard to the raiders and cattle rustlers who were crossing Kenya’s border and stealing the people’s livelihood. Starvation was the result of their thievery. They booked in the luxurious presidential suite at the Sheraton. That night, after a brief initial meeting with President Girma Woldegiorgis, Jane and Shane sat in the hotel suite drinking Scotch.
Presidential suite at the Sheraton in Addis Ababa “Africa is such a shaky place for humans,” said Jane, lighting a cigarette. “There’s nothing that can be counted on here - life is lived on the edge of starvation, political upheavals, wars and extinction.” “Not only for humans, Janie. We animals have suffered too with the trophy hunting and the bush meat trade. Africa is a festering sore in many ways.” “But I wouldn’t live elsewhere for any reason on earth, Shane.” “I hated it when I was in school in England. I never wanted to return. I thought I would possibly die of boredom when Roy Lee summoned me back to the Mara and Simba Brothers. I managed by screwing my brains out, obsessing about Catherine, marrying her and continuing to fornicate within and outside of marriage. It was on a night when I was just made vice president that Ralph Lyon held what he referred to as a ‘roaring’. A huge fire had been set by the Masai and many lions of importance gathered on the State House grounds. I joined them and participated with the other male lions in roaring. That night, I felt Africa surge into my very being - my legs, loins, guts and finally my heart. Cathy was still alive then and I went home and spent the entire night trying to describe to her my epiphany.”
Three days later, Shane’s small plane put down in the Tana River area to speak with Trevor Tau about the Rift Valley fever raging there. Jane made notes and recordings as Shane spoke with his recently hired lion doctor. "Sir, I believe this fever’s source may be the recent floods that invaded this area. I am not positive of that yet without further research," Trevor told the President.
over the Tana River..... The lovers stayed in the Sarova Lion Hill Lodge, spending three more days speaking with the human population and reassuring them that Kenya’s best doctors were working on a vaccine for the fever. The last morning, Shane joined Jane in white water rafting. They both emerged from that bout wet and happy, going to their room and making love before the evening’s final meeting.
the lovers on the bank of the Tana.... Betty Simba, newly revitalized from the recent birth of twins, decided that she needed a truly worthwhile project. Who better to summon than that wellspring of African astuteness, Nelson Mandela known to those dear to him as Mandiba. He arrived in the Mara with his wife, Graca, a major activist on her own and the former first lady of Mozambique.
Comfortably quartered in the State guest house, they sat with Betty on an evening filled with the sounds of the nightjars blending with the recital of cicadas. She asked Graca and Mandiba what their thoughts were for a worthwhile project that would help Kenya and Africa. “I believe that man’s inhumanity to man is a major problem in Africa. Look at the dictators who took over after colonialism ceased to be. They were, for the most part, reprehensible to their own people,” mused Mandela. "Kenya was the rare exception." “Robert Mugabe is still heading Zimbabwe,” added Graca. “He has been obscene to the native Zimbabweans and the Europeans who chose to stay - blood baths all around.” “So what can be done?” asked Betty, lighting a Kool. “A powerful committee made up of important figures from the major countries around the world,” said Mandela. “I want to do this thing, Mandiba,” Betty told him. “Mandiba and I will assist you in any way we can,” assured Graca.
Cate Ocelot Leoparde sat before her boss at the Mental Health Center and proffered an announcement. “I’m preggers, Lachlan. Leland and I are going to have our first litter. This won’t stop me from working. I plan to work until the day they drop,” giggled the overjoyed Cate. “I’m so happy for you, Cate,” declared a smiling Lachlan. “Leland is jubilant too. We’ve been so happy together, Lach. I can hardly believe my luck.” That night in the lovely bush home she shared with her husband, Cate enjoyed a glass of champagne opened by Leland and poured into one of their elegant crystal flutes - a wedding gift from his great grandmother, Lucretia Leoparde. “To us and our impending cubs, Cates,” said Leland touching his glass to hers. “Yes, darling Leland.”
Upon his arrival back in the Mara, Shane Simba took his family to Mombasa for the weekend. He and his son, Solly, were on the beach surrounded by paparazzi. Solly had just gotten off a wave runner behind his dad and was feeling his oats. He mugged to the photographers who caught the moment and were highly amused. Shane catching the hilarity of the group and looked to his young son just in time to discover him in the act of pulling a face. “What the hell are you doing, Solly?” asked the distracted President. “Nothing, Daddy,” giggled Solly. “I’ll just bet,” laughed Shane.
Solly mugging on the beach with his dad....
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